I'm not gonna be in school this week. I'm sick. Actually, you know what? Fuck it. I don't need to lie that I'm sick because you fuckers will probably find out somehow that I'm such a cool motherfucker and that I'm away for better reasons. I'm takin' the week off for this:
YEAH. I got the bundle, bitches. Got it on release day. I won't be around and I'm not lettin' anyone else play it. It's the COOLEST fucking edition with all of the secret codes and levels and shit and none of you get to play it. Goddamnit this is going to be so much fun, I'm gonna have such an awesome time just playing it nonstop!
MEH HEH HEH HEH HEEEEH HEEEEEH! NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAAAAAH NYAAAAH!
And I bet Kyle totally won't have this because Jews can't play Halo
. They suck total balls at it. Anyway, now screw all you guys: I'm gonna be busy chilling out, maxin', and relaxin' ALL cool. Enjoy slaving the week away in that jail you call school.